Prostitute Pasta

The Heavily Intellectualized Version Of The Iconic "Bitch Lasagna."

Bob: Bitch Lasagna
Me, An Intellectual: Prostitute Pasta.

by Some Heckin Idiot May 20, 2018

Pants-on Prostitute

A person who sells-out by putting a price on their dignity, effectively whoring their standards and views out for money, instead of their bodies.

Newspaper Editor: I need you to write a article on how evil gays are
You: But I have nothing against the gays
Newspaper Editor: Write it or your sacked!
You: Fine I quit, I'm not going to be your pants-on prostitute

by rfinch87 August 15, 2010

Virtual Prostitution

An activity in which one engages in sexual activity with another person, whom neither have ever seen/met in real life before. Usually the two meet online.

Guy 1: Dude! I offered to trade money for one of my online friends' love yesterday!

Friend: That's virtual prostitution, man.

by Ai Run January 3, 2014

The Prostitute Scoot

A line-dancing maneuver frequently employed by call girls.

I thought the bumping and grinding was sexy, but then she busted out the Prostitute Scoot and I lost my mind.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

prostitution ring

The circular area of discoloration left after an encounter with a hooker, usually viral or parasitic in nature. Other possible origins can be from rough sexual encounters, the use of cock rings, or being bitten while receiving a blowjob.

Man, I've got to go the doctor! That slut took my fifty bucks and gave me a prostitution ring that could be the clap!

by gland cyclops January 10, 2009

wetback prostitute

An accurate description of your mother.

Your mother is a wetback prostitute. Smell ya later, jerkoff. YAMS!

by Krill Awareness December 7, 2006

attention prostitute

someone who prostitutes her dignity for attention.

"Olivia, you're such an attention prostitute."

"No I'm not!"

5 mins later

"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"

"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"

by i love bj March 25, 2010