Engineering.
The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
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Video professor says that you can try his shitty product for free but fails to mention the fine print: the fine print states that you agree to be charged $80 to hundreds of dollars a month for other CD's and you may not even get the CD's.
The internet is filled with people who were deceived by this lying bag of shit and are either having hundreds of dollars a month being charged to their credit cards or having hundreds of dollars being taken out of their bank accounts with no way to stop it.
Customer service sucks and will make it almost impossible (if it is even possible) to stop the charges.
DONT FALL FOR THIS SCAM!!
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Husband: "Your company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything!"
Rep 1: "Please hold (transfers call)"
Rep 2: "Hello I am Hubbard how may I help you?"
Husband: "Your company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything!"
Rep 2: "Please hold (transfers call)"
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(Rep hangs up)
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