Blue Peter Presenter

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.

Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.

by Bungle123 March 15, 2009

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson

by YYEE and might I add HA HA HA June 2, 2016

wrapping presents

crying while masturbating

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.

by We are going to hell November 8, 2005

Sucky President

George Bush - Simply put.

George Bush is a sucky president.

by Amanda Gacina May 13, 2005

Tight Present

An incredibly fit woman, a good fuck - a "tight" present. :D

Wow. Summer Glau is a tight present.

by Mr Awesome The Cheesey Otter October 20, 2008

President of the United States of America

The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.

by Yet another loser you don\'t know July 7, 2003

present

Something you give without any type of obligation.

I am going to give a present to her.

by ivestarted April 4, 2016