Potting Someone

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at high speeds usually on a bend so that they lose control and go off.

On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car and was set up for the yellow.

by Ben Matthews March 30, 2005

poking the tooth

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".

ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"

by Scotty Kave October 2, 2009

Potting

Australian slang to describe having sex with someone in a more polite way then saying fucking.
eg. Have you been potting any birds lately?
Did you pot that fit one last night?

Have you been potting any birds lately?
Did you pot that fit one last night?

by southeastqld June 30, 2017

tea-potting

The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.

This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.

by gr8s1s August 21, 2011

parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

by Zedarius November 8, 2015

Crock Potting

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.

I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.

by Scott Anderson June 3, 2019

Shit Poking

verb; another word for anal sex

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking

by ReaboUD April 29, 2022