poot

half of the url of PootPoot.com, a web site that takes a web site you give and turns all of its text into gibberish. Hilarious, go try.
Also: pootify

Dude, I just pootified CNN.com! How pooting poot poot poot?

by stwongbayd March 18, 2004

dusty poot

you dirty old fart

jordan o'dell is a dusty poot

by niggerlover6664 March 13, 2014

Poot Nagisa

Nagisa from ass sad Otaku. Classroom
Wos when tentacle guy was making fun of him cuz he was misgendsred a lot and looks like Justin miku with short hair

*izumi posts a music.ly* poot nagisa

by Ice Senpai May 28, 2018

Scooty-poot

A medium speed method of locomotion by any means of conveyance.

Those cops scooty-pooted right in here.

by Guy de L'Blanc July 4, 2019

Pooting Man

An exclusive order of Men who are known to "poot

Shawn are you a Pooting Man?

by RealSheriffWoody March 22, 2021

poot

Pooting or coming. when u get off! lol

Boi: that chik makes me poot!
Girl: i so dnt need to no that!

by xXSlightlyOddGirlXx April 11, 2008

poot noodle

when you mean to fart, but you shit.

dag yo wats that stank smells like poot noodle

by pootnoodle August 10, 2009