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poontang

hair poontang
my poontang hairy
by Whitbourne October 24, 2019
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poontang

damn get me some of that poontang
by TopDonny February 12, 2020
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Pootang

You poop on her vagina then slowly insert your erect penis inside slowly switching to the asshole to spice things up
Me and me wife tried pootang the other day to spice things up i took laxitaves and shit all over slowly inserting my penis during sexual intercourse
by Mike coxs harder March 1, 2020
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pootange

Pootange is a word describing that of someone that is a little bitch with a pussy.
Man, that guy Tyler is a big pootange.
by anonymous January 16, 2021
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Poontang

A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time.

Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.

Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.

Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.

Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
by Malcom Hex March 30, 2021
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PoonTangHowie

That one friend who’s 1% Mexican and loves to fight street cones.
Oh boy here PoonTangHowie goes again... better watch out.
by QuaaludeKing June 5, 2021
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Pootang

The word you and your mates use to say your gay or to say they sexy.
Man, your a big pootang
by Pootang_christian_mingle June 14, 2021
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