pengow

a penguin mixed with a cow

I own a pengow!
Carl, you're so weird.

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019

Pangolin

No one knows what this animal is.

Randy Marsh having sex with one of these started COVID-19.

Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*

by awesomeMB9 October 1, 2020

Pogolodyte

A term used to describe somebody who is going through extreme amounts of Hebbis.

Kevin: Hey, did you see Ryan this morning? He's a real pogolodyte.

Susan: Good for him.

by Ludochris March 25, 2021

pongee__

a beautiful person that is very pretty and everyone should love them if you don’t then get out and block me -jambodearest

pongee__ is cool swag and pretty

by jambodearest September 5, 2021

Jolly-Pong

A sport which combines the elements of ping-pong and volleyball.

Sloshmasta slammed it home to win the Jolly-Pong game 25 to 18. It sat for him.

by Barbeque Bartfield July 20, 2007

anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets

"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

fart pong

The art of "recycling" single fart by passing it between two people, normally whilst sleeping butt to butt.

The happy couple unwittingly played fart pong all night after an evening meal of baked beans!

by melo gelato August 3, 2010