Obesseus

The "Greek god" name given to an overweight male that thinks he's the greatest at something.

"That new IT admin wouldn't shut up at the meeting...Obesseus, the Greek god of servers"

Obesseus just cut in front of everyone at the buffet line!

by Fred Barr February 12, 2013

Obsessive Hippie Disorder

a Disorder that plagues conservatives and makes them obsesses about a moment that is no longer relevant in a attempt to create a new smear word to scare Americans away from good liberal ideas that could help America.
Anything that ever relates to what a hippie is sets them off and cause them to hateful rant

See that wingnut ranting about liberal policies being {hippie politics? That guy has Obsessive Hippie Disorder

by Debunking Partisan Lies November 22, 2011

Obsessed with boys

Excuse me don’t make fun of me because of my obsession with boys it’s not my fault they love me ❤️

It’s not my fault that I’m obsessed with boys you wouldn’t understand boo

by anonymous August 3, 2021

insane obsession

A deep feeling that lingers inside you. You feel that something is missing and you need that thing more than you need air or food or water. You wake up every morning craving it and everything is black and white. but oh, when it comes near you! You feel alive, and race for it.. and then you realize that you are worthless to its power. Everything fades away and you feel the earth crumbling beneath your feet, and then.. and then you fight for it. Kill anyone stopping you and don't look back at what you've done. But then you come to think. All those bodies of people you loved. People you trusted. Friends. Family. Everyone is dead beneath your feet. And that thing you desired? Is it a person? Terrified. Traumatized. Object? Meaningless. You can't go back. it is all gone. Nothing. Left. At. All.

Utterly crushing insane obsession.

by UnicornBooty July 2, 2017

Kobe-obsesser

the act of obsessing about Kobe Bryant.

LJ is a chronic Kobe-obsesser, yet his butt-buddy and rookie, Tony 91367 disagrees.

by Unknown23 February 16, 2007

SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder)

SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder) describes the unhealthy hate obsession with Taylor Swift
resulting in inserting her in situations she has nothing to do with or bodyshaming or slutshaming her . Usually done by Beliebers, Lovatics and other fandoms.

"Outsold Taylor"
"Dude. Shut up. Your SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder) is getting weird"

by moonlightrep July 18, 2020

Black Obsession

When a boy in the adolescent stage of his life cycle has an obsession or goes out with black girls with white girl names.

Boy: Wanna go out with me black girl kelly?
Kelly: Heell yeaa im gonna ride yo ass all night hon!
That's Black Obsession

by XxB.O.xX July 28, 2009