bust a nostril

to sneeze.

a feeling of arousal after sneezing when you have congestion in your nasal passage.

EM: I woke up all stuffy today.

EG: Me too.

EM *sneeze*

EG: Bless you

EM: That felt so damn good. Now I know why they say that sneezing is like an orgasm for your face when you're sick. I just bust a nostril

by ShadowPorker April 30, 2011

nosferatu

It means "disease carrier." Not "Creature of the night." It is not latin, it is Slavonic.

Stooopid person: "Nosferatu" means "creature of the night"!!!! ROFLOLWTFBBQ
Smart person: No, it means "disease carrier." You are dumb.

by Not a stooopid person October 9, 2005

Nostrilite

A very black person with very large nostrils.
An authentic black man or woman from the heartlands, not a wannabee Mariah Carey who is trying to be African
I'm talking four inch wide noses that can gather nutrients from pollen in the air if in a sticky situation where fried chicken is scarce.
Orthodox Nostrilite's are excellent dancers and runners but cannot swim.

That Nigerian coke dealer was a real nostrilite.
I was impressed at the nostrilites ability to tell if he could fit in the narrow space by using his nose as makeshift whiskers.
That nosrilite just inhaled my Christmas ham!

by Habadackus March 13, 2013

double nostriling

When one proceeds to shove a single carrot up one nostril after another to give a rough visual description of what happened last night during that persons three-some

dude did you see that girl double nostriling that was SWEET!

by BIGgiggles February 25, 2009

No-noser

Someone who wears their mask below their nose during a global pandemic.

Hey look at that no-noser they love to no-nose and get covid.

I can only date no-nosers, I just love to stare at their nose.

Kate and Story are no-nosers. They love to breathe covid-infused air.

by Two Tails Kombucha February 8, 2021

Thank you Nostradamus

The use of "thank you nostradamus" began in 2014 from within the video game World of Tanks by Whane The Whip. The phrase is sarcastic and used whenever someone make a ridiculous claim of foreknowledge.

Joe: I haven't seen my ex in years.
Fred: You will bump in to her next week, just you wait.
Joe: Thank you Nostradamus.

by Whane The Whip September 10, 2014

dirty nostril

The dirty nostril is a technique derived in the 2000s which involves placing the scrotum directly over the nostrils of a young girl while subsequently sticking the shaft into her mouth. Then you must fart in her eyes making them water from the wind released from your balloon knot.

Last night I showed her the dirty nostril, she was stoked!

by UKBOY July 8, 2009