Dick cheese nachos

When multiple men collect the creamy substance that builds up on the penis after not showering, dry it to a parmesan like consistency, and use it to make nachos.

"last night me and the boys fed Karen some dick cheese nachos, she said it was extra zesty."

by Twistedthoughts1737 December 7, 2018

Nacho

A small boy that never see's his girlfriend because she is always "busy"

Wow he is such a nacho he hasn't seen his girlfriend in ages

by youknowwhothinsis69 May 29, 2020

Ghetto Nachos

"Nachos" made by putting tortilla chips on a cookie sheet, covering them with grated cheese and sliding them into the oven.

Eeeeeeww! When you asked if I wanted nachos I didn't think you meant ghetto nachos! Where's the sour cream, tomato, olives, lettuce and salsa??

by The Brett February 10, 2009

reverse nachos

a big old pile of melted cheese(s) with some tortilla chips sprinkled on top.

mmmm these reverse nachos are tasty and greasy!

by gd December 31, 2004

Irish nacho

Nacho toppings on fried potato slices, or round fries, instead of tortilla chips. Believed to be invented by J. Gilligan's Irish Bar and Grill in Arlington, TX.

If it's on potatoes instead of tortilla chips, it must be Irish nachos!

by Coyoty December 24, 2008

sexy nacho

(noun): One who is cool or sexy in any or every way.

1) Michael is such a sexy nacho

2) Me and my friends are all sexy nachos!

by rebecca</3 December 25, 2008

Nachos

Nachos, in its most pure form, consists of tortilla chips and cheese. Any kind of cheese is accepted: nacho cheese (comes in a jar, I don't really know what it actually is but it's tasty as heck), cheddar, pepperjack... it depends on the person preparing it. One may have cheese melted over a bowl/plate of chips, or one can dip chips into cheese (nacho cheese works best for this). Nachos = munchies solver.
San Diego natives, the most superior class of humans, all know the beauty of carne asada nachos: carne asada strips, guacamole, sour cream, beans, cheese, and if you want, jalapenos: all over tortilla chips.
In the end, what constitutes as nachos depends on the person. Nachos are delicious and will make you fatter.

Person brought up in hell: Hey Michelle, what are you eating? That smells so frickin good!! Let me try some *tries some and has an orgasm before entering nirvana*. This is seriously the best thing I've ever tried... too bad I'm allergic to cheese.

Michelle: That's nachos, dude. Nachos.

by MissCaliBrownie April 7, 2010