Definitions by Coyoty

fartisan 

Fake artisan. A product that pretends to be hand-made and artistically crafted, but is mass-produced and mass-marketed.

Subway introduced a new specialty sandwich on fartisan bread.

fartisan by Coyoty June 7, 2017

earthquacks 

Scientifically questionable medical practitioners who claim to be able to heal earthquake victims with special touching, unproven medicines, etc.

Church of Scientology "volunteer ministers" who claim to be able to heal nervous systems of Haitian earthquake victims by touching them are earthquacks.

earthquacks by Coyoty January 25, 2010

Irish nacho 

Nacho toppings on fried potato slices, or round fries, instead of tortilla chips. Believed to be invented by J. Gilligan's Irish Bar and Grill in Arlington, TX.

If it's on potatoes instead of tortilla chips, it must be Irish nachos!

Irish nacho by Coyoty December 24, 2008

fursuiter 

A clown who performs in an animal costume instead of make-up and silly clothes.

The kids all laughed at the fursuiter's antics at the charity walk.

fursuiter by Coyoty January 18, 2008

fursuiting 

A style of costuming that focuses on animal costumes (fursuits), usually custom-built, mainly associated with furry fandom, but also includes mascot costumes. Fursuiting events include costume parades and dances at conventions, charity and other public events, mascot competitions, and fursuit bowling.

He enjoys fursuiting because it makes children laugh and attracts women.

fursuiting by Coyoty January 18, 2008