murpher

An extremely powerful weapon, or item of any kind. (such as rocket launchers in video games or laser cannons)

"your about to get bashed *Picks up rocket launcher*"
friend - "omg, you got the murpher : /"

by Pew November 11, 2007

morphandike

Corruption of hermaphrodite, probably from the word being passed by ear in the streets or the playground. Often used to accuse an adolescent male of having feminine characteristics and/or genitalia. Used in the midwest, possibly elsewhere.

Toward an adversary, "You fucking morphandike!" Or about an adversary, "He's a goddam morphandike!"

by headhunteras19 March 4, 2008

Murchantiled

When someone gets their ass handed to them so badly its like they got payed money for it to happened

Damn you see that headshot across the screen that nigga got murchantiled.

Mario-Try these shrooms luigi
Luigi-Nah son but how bout i murchantile yo bitch ass

by Dre0401 April 26, 2009

Murphy's Logic

Any line of reasoning that assumes Murphy's Law is true.

If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.

by SeismicMike February 20, 2011

Murphology

The philosophy of thought founded on Murphy's Law. A view on life that is typically pessimistic or somber. Tends to lean towards a very dry, sarcastic view.

Murphology: Anything that can go wrong, probably already has. You just need someone smarter to figure it out for you.

by sandman1887 March 23, 2011

Murphins

Verb
mur-fhins
1. An exclamation of excitement directed as if to a single person you are exclaiming at, but in truth addressing an entire crowd of people or a large occurrence, a span of time, or any other large subject variable not identified by a single face.

Noun
2. plural for slang for the phrase "delicious and moist muffins"

1. after escaping a huge bear, charlie was rushed by a hundred balloons as he opened the front door to the cabin and exclaimed "MURPHINS!" at nothing in particular.

by Mr. Murphins September 27, 2012

Murphy'd

The act of quickly and stealthily taking a picture of somebody while sitting next to them and sending it through to other people Snapchat

I was hanging out with Gavin, and he totally murphy'd me

by Modern god December 8, 2017