mopping the grass

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.

Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.

by Nigger thug June 2, 2018

Moving

Having sexual intercourse.

Jordan: Hey babe lets move!

Briana: Oh baby... you and your moving.. But, OK!

by Epic Ending February 14, 2010

Mopping the Attic

The female version of tea bagging, where the girl move her vagina up and down as the tongue goes in and out.

I woke up one morning to find my girl mopping the attic on me.

by big_bfb September 14, 2006

Moving Fridges

When a male friend decides that plans with his girlfriend/wife is more important than plans with friends, or a general excuse not to do something

David: Have you seen Thomas recently

Jason: Nope he's "moving fridges"

David: you coming out tonight Thomas?
Thomas: sorry I'm moving a fridge

by CanadianElka.k.aJay April 22, 2011

Mowing the lawn

kinda like shaving ur pubes

I'm going to mowing the lawn.

by The horses sent me 555 April 5, 2017

S'moring

Verb. The act of superfluously talking about, bringing up, or annoyingly gushing about a significant other in conversation. S'moring may appear in conversations about significant others but is especially prevalent in conversations where the significant other reference is somewhat obscure to the point of random. S'moring.

Ex1: I apologize, I'm S'moring. Tell me about you.

Ex2: Caitlin would not stop S'moring about Allison.

Ex3: Jessica s'mored all dinner. Lucky we love her.

by ThatAgirl July 11, 2012

Moving Bee

moving bees only come out during a move of any sort. they tend to fly around all your shit as if they are investigating but actually there just assholes trying to ruin your good day and eat your peperoni,

holy fuck i love peperoni, oh shit its a moving bee.

by hover September 15, 2006