Freedom Moocher

n. Freedom Moochers are individuals or groups that reap all of the benefits of freedom while neither participating in the preservation of such freedom noir contributing anything of substance or relevant options towards the perpetuation of said freedom.

Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.

A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.

Antonym: Freedom Feelers

Freedom Moochers hate the military.

Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.

Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.

Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika

Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.

by Fact Based Person March 12, 2021

Smooch Moocher

Someone who constantly needs kisses from their partner.

My girlfriend's such a smooch moocher, but I love her for it.

by NarTheNecromancer September 2, 2023

Iggy the moocher

Iggy the moocher was once the sickest cunt to walk the planet. Year after year, Iggy was chosen by god himself through a harsh nomination process. It is rumoured that Iggy was part demigod. One wild arvo at the grounds of Riverview, Iggy was banished by unknown forces into the lane cove river. To This is a day all Riverview men greave the loss of a role model. What was once a leader of warcries against the disgusting pink and blue, is just an urban legend, known by few. One day he may be revived.

Student 1: Where the fuck is Iggy?
Student 2: How the fuck would I know? He’s been missing for years.

Iggy the moocher

by Itchbay67 August 16, 2025