False Monk

An asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.

Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?

Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.

by Dnkdnk May 5, 2008

55hp monk

A special build from the popular semi-MMORPG Guild Wars. A 55hp monk is a normal monk with all superior runes in his armor. This causes his hitpoints to reach 55. When using a combination of Warrior and Monk protection skills, he is almost unkillable.
55hp monks are usually used for farming (killing enemies to get good items) in the Underworld.

This build is useless, however, without a good SS necro. An SS necro is a necromancer/mesmer who uses Spiteful Spirit (SS) on enemies while they are attacking the 55hp monk.

55hp monk: LF good SS necro to go farming in UW! (no noobs plz)
SS necro: Add me, dude.

by Bitch-ass mothafucka July 16, 2008

Server Monk

In the post-apocalyptic radio series "Tales from the Afternow," Server Monks are "monks that get a cybernetic jack in the crown of the head, usually between the eyes on the forehead, to allow them to connect to the Internet and walk through a virtual world. They worship Server as a god and are the masters of the virtual world. They reside in temples and have acolytes and petitioners that cater to their needs."

In popular parlance, the term is sometimes used to indicate a person with an intuitive and deep affinity for technology, or someone who needs to constantly be "plugged in" in order to feel comfortable.

"Since I got a phone with Internet access, I've become such a Server Monk. It makes me nervous to be without Wikipedia even for a second!"

by RealityApologist August 11, 2008

porch monk

Very religous member of the jigaboo race who follows the teachings of Islam. Can be seen every morning waking up from their 40 water hang over to face west and worship the nearest Cadillac dealership.

Porch Monk: Asamalama nekka ma brotha
Decent Human Being: Fuck you porch monk!!!!

by munchkinhatro December 31, 2006

cock monk

a person who loves the cock (male genitalia) so much that they are said to "pray to that shit."

man, stupid cock monks alway loving the cock.

by horsecock April 17, 2003

Roger Monk

rhyming slang for drunk. mainly used by people in frankston, australia.

i am gonna get roger monk at davies and pick up some mingers.

by Steve Chetcuti October 6, 2005

harry monk

Cockey Rhyming Slang. Harry Monk, Spunk.

Harry on the Boat!
Spunk on your face!

by Harry November 3, 2003