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mojo fail

a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely
Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.

"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
by phraseo February 4, 2020
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Mojo Hand

A Mojo Hand is a Dried Monkey’s Paw. It looks like a miniature Human Hand. You can hold it by its wrist and point it at the one you want to influence (good or bad).
Goin’ down to Loosiana, gonna buy me a Mojo Hand, I’m gonna fix my woman, she’s been runnin’ round with another man!
by anonymous April 5, 2024
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mojo

mojo is so epic
by not mojoo April 22, 2021
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ranking mojo

Ranking Mojo is a phrase used by SEO Experts to describe search indexing results which a website currently holds.
You want to move your current eCommerce store from WooCommerce to Shopify but you also don't want to jeopardize any ranking mojo your old site enjoyed.
by wwnik13 July 25, 2017
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mojo

DONT TRUST THEM THEY WILL USR U AND THEN BREAK UR HEART
mojo: dont worry i dont like lexie anymore i like u
mia: ok good 😇
lexie: *breaks up with boyfriend*
mojo: oh see ya lexi is single now
mia: an i oop-
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Mojo

Mojo is a cool lad. He likes to draw, write and is quite handsome. He is a prankster and is very funny. Make sure to prank your mojo back.
Person 1: Who put this lemon in my coffee?

Person 2: Hmm... Wait, it was probably mojo!
by KaiTheCronkerLonker June 16, 2020
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