Waterfall messaging

When someone sends you a cascade of consecutively long texts before you have a chance to respond.

Stop waterfall messaging me!

by Lizduck June 19, 2014

ghost message

A message, or messages, sent while the recipient is not online.
It is usually intended for the recipient to read when they come online & not necessary or vital to send in an active conversation.
Ghost messages usually are about previously stated information or just something that you would like the recipient to read & not necessarily respond to.

(Please note the timestamps on these examples)
Example 1:
9:20 PM
Sebastian: Do you think you could come tonight?
Anna: Maybe. I don't know... I'll have to ask my mom.
12:00 AM
Anna: I was reading up some things about tickets... It costs 50$ to go there, then we need to consider the amount for food & attractions.
10:15 AM
Sebastian: Oh, right. It closes at 9 too.

Example 2:
3:00 PM
(very random conversation about things)
3:50 PM
Ian: (link to a funny YouTube video)
6:18 PM
Evan: What the hell did you send me.

Example 3:
11:25 AM

Sam: (sends notorious spam)
5:00 PM
Piper: why do you keep ghost messaging me
Sam: ghost messages. (jazz hands)

by Killossal October 31, 2016

Hey stan you got a message

what you say to someone when you know they are about to have SEX

1: hey stan you got a message!

2: wahoooo!!! im going to do my new move on her tonight, the benny boo

by Shawlin September 8, 2011

Real Message

A term originally coined by members of the 27th Infantry Battallion of the Irish Defence Forces used to declare a statement as truth. Can also be used to challenge a statement in question format. It is dishonourable to lie under oath of a real message. Originated as a message over SINCGARS radio during a training exercise. It is now in use among the Dublin civilian population.

“I rode yer ma, Real Message”

by Chicaneauto October 1, 2018

messargini

Derived from the English word 'message' this word encapsulates both the cultures of Essex and Italy providing a more exotic and thrilling pronunciation.

Chris's Answer-phone: - Hi, how you doing? I'm not here at the moment. But please leave a 'messarge', after the tone.

Josh - Alright mate, just Josh here. Thought I'd leave you a little messargini to let you know I'm missing you on your travels around the world. Have a lovely time.

by josh190889 January 4, 2010

text message bitch

A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person

(Text conversation)
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!

by sensitive94 April 16, 2009

ex message

text from your ex.

Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.

Antonio - hey you got a text message.

Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.

Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.

Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?

Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.

Brad - Oh how lovely.

Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?

Brad - erm yeah sure.

Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.

Brad - Right...

Antonio - You're so hot.

Brad - What?

Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.

by Rickitson January 19, 2008