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Mismatched Socks

The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and grabbing his penis and testicles and pulling them back out through his asshole, usually pulling out some of his intestine with it (similar to a pink sock). Thus the victim has his penis and testicles which are the same color of his skin tone hanging out of his ass along with a section of pinkish intestines.

Giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the penis and testicles and pull them back out through the asshole. Also, if one grabs the penis and testicles from inside the body and pulls them out through the asshole the penis and testicles are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. Thus, the socks are not mismatched at all!
Mike annoyed Julie so she threatened to pull his penis and testicles out of his asshole, giving him mismatched socks! Ouch!
by xoxo__mismatched.socks March 30, 2009
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The natural charmer in a group of friends, usually surrounded by a horde of starry eyed girls drooling over him.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Jamie anywhere?

Speaker 2: The Clunge-meister general? Yeah he's in the middle of those screaming girls over there.
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A prick, cock or all round tosser who's legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average cock to become a cock meister - king of twats, master of cocks and all round uncle munty!
Martin ass-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the cock meister he is.
by DudeScouseMonkey March 6, 2008
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