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The Dick Meter

A measurement tool to express how much something sucks.
Wow! On the dick meter that test sucked all the way to the balls.

Damn Son!! That other team took the shaft on the dick meter. They only lost by 7, but hey, a loss is a loss.
by Chuck Gallagher January 13, 2008
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mester

Short for semester. Like semester but its actually 'mester.
I freakin' failed o. chem last mester
by Mistahtom March 4, 2006
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quiche-o-meter

A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).

The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
'That's a David Hasselhoff on the Quiche-O-Meter!"
by Pamela March 3, 2005
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van meter

The school who cheats in every Iowa highschool sport.
Guy #1 - “Wow bro Van Meter beat Madrid by 50”
Guy #2 - “Yeah they probably cheated, those waukee rejects
by YourMom524 December 19, 2018
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menter

A female monkey with an STD.
King kong made his wife a menter.
by herro crash October 30, 2011
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meetergreeter

Staff in a retail establishment or financial institution who meet customers at the door, answer questions, and guide them to other service representatives.
At the credit union, the meetergreeter shepherded me over to the investments officer to open my IRA.
by Kuewa July 30, 2008
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metery

Usually refers to Barramundi or other fish larger than a meter in length.
I lost a metery cause he was too big to land on my own without a net.
by BenOz December 5, 2007
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