mindfulness meditation

When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.

Little kid: Can we go to the park?

Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.

by the large seed March 3, 2016

merithew

Biggest faggot scumbag brothers that will ever live in your town BEWARE THEYLL STEAL YOUR MONEY ..oh yes there are THREE of them

"Last night a merithew stole all my money"

by SUCKER January 31, 2004

Meditation

The art of clearing your mind of all coherent thought or action; except to focus on one thing; like the beauty of some random tree or something. It is to come in contact with your inner self.

So, Hirosuke, if that how you got those 1337 New-Type Skittles?

by Leiko October 6, 2004

Melito

Homosextual male that is a "man whore". They are the prostitutes of the gay community.

Person 1: Did you see that Melito on the corner.
Person 2: Yeah must be desperate to do that.

by Blk Panther June 3, 2009

Memito

a cocky male athlete that has an a unusually small penis, but is still very willing to have sex with anybody

dude1: hey how was that tournament yesterday
Dude2: man im hella upset cause i was talking to some girl and joe pulled a memito on me
Dude1:so what happened?
Dude2:she hooked up with him even though he's a memito

by HAZ_DP_PIMP March 7, 2010

Mediterraneans

Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...

Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.

by Dan December 5, 2003

melite

The act of shitting ones pants while trying to play kickball.

John, did you just Melite your pants?

by Chevy1500 November 23, 2014