Peyton Manning

The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires.

"I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."

"How many points did you lose by."

"A lot."

by luvYasey November 25, 2010

Minging

1) To stealthily take a decent picture of someone/something while including oneself in the image for heightened coolness. 2) To secretly take a photo of an unsuspecting person in a stealthy manner. 3) To non-flash photograph a museum piece without permission. 4) To ask with a big smile for permission to photograph after the shot has been taken. 5) A method of photography perfected by Banzai Aphrodite in Athens.

1) I wanted my picture taken with every Greek god so when the guards weren't looking I was minging statues left and right.

2) That fired circus trainer kept hitting the baby elephant so I minged him for the evening news.

3) When Bo Diddley stopped for a cheeseburger I jumped over the counter and got a ming shot.

by The Friendliest Helper Ever November 12, 2010

mangino

noun. Reserved for only the fatest of humans. Orcha obese. Disgustingly large human with dwarf arms. Unable to wipe ones own ass. Festering fat rolls. Being wider than ones own height.

Mangino is so fat he bleeds gravy.
He is such a mangino he can't wipe his own ass.

by RCJ August 14, 2006

Hype-manning

VERB: The art of encouraging your friends to the highest level by hollering inspiring phrases such as, “get it girl” or “fuck it up!” To master correctly engage in hype-manning one must be 100% down for the homies.

Felicia was hype-Manning the fuck out of Tamara!

by Juamara March 1, 2019

monging

Three people, two guys, one dead female. One guy has sex with the dead body till he cums cum orgasm once he has cummed, he climbs a ladder and the other guy puts his mouth so it is covering her vagina vagina cunnilingus eating out the first guy then jumps on the corpse's stomach causing the cum to go into the second guys' mouth.

Those guys are sick, they monged that girl who died in the train wreck!

by Ned March 23, 2004

Managing

A way to talk about smoking weed without actually saying the words. Used when around authority figures, virgin ears, or people you just dont like.

Mom, "hey sarah, where's billy?"
Sarah, "he said he was managing with some friends"
Mom, "your brother works too hard."

by Rollnblunts May 14, 2010

Manning

n. A story that has no point to it; a story that builds in excitement and then has no climax; a story that ends in an awkward silence

My friend's story about detention ended up being such a Manning.
"Hey guys one time I was at camp and.... (five to ten minutes of ramble)..... then she said that I was totally fine." {awkward silence}
I told such a Manning the other day when I forgot the ending to my story.

by COLONEL CHRIS July 19, 2010