1 definition by COLONEL CHRIS

n. A story that has no point to it; a story that builds in excitement and then has no climax; a story that ends in an awkward silence
My friend's story about detention ended up being such a Manning.
"Hey guys one time I was at camp and.... (five to ten minutes of ramble)..... then she said that I was totally fine." {awkward silence}
I told such a Manning the other day when I forgot the ending to my story.
by COLONEL CHRIS July 19, 2010
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