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noun. Reserved for only the fatest of humans. Orcha obese. Disgustingly large human with dwarf arms. Unable to wipe ones own ass. Festering fat rolls. Being wider than ones own height.
Mangino is so fat he bleeds gravy.
He is such a mangino he can't wipe his own ass.
mangino by RCJ August 14, 2006
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manganoke 

Manganoke (漫画の怪) is a full colored anime-like manga instead of the traditional black and white manga styles. It was created by manga artist Michiru Bokido. 漫画 meaning "manga", の "no" grammatical preposition, and 怪 "ke" meaning spirit/strange.
Manganoke is weird because it's like reading an anime instead of an old-fashioned manga.
manganoke by AnimeFan93 August 7, 2015
To respond to a piece of good news with animated, speechless, exuberant excitement. Named after musician Mike Mangini, who was rather pleased to be selected as Dream Theater's new drummer.
"When Edna found out she was going to be a mother, she manginied so hard and for so long that she almost gave herself a hernia.
mangini by bobcatterington June 21, 2011

Manual Mangina 

A Manual Mangina is when a man (or dildo wearing woman) uses heir penis (or phallic device) to manipulate time and space. In order to do this, participants need to stand naked in a mildly populated area and whip heir phallic ownership up and down until enough momentum enables the cock handler to catch their phallic device between heir legs and hold it there. Causing the owner of the phallus to look like a girl (thus the appearance of the Mangina) laughing or name calling might ensue, or even applause if the owner can manage the Mangina in a single thrust.
" I call this the Manual Mangina!"

Mangineering

The act of creating or repairing useful items employing the materials at hand. Mostly practiced by men, it is often criticized by those who aren't able to come up with solutions anywhere near as practical. Common mangineering supplies include duct tape, bailing wire, zip ties, and PVC pipe.
Sally and Tom were stranded in the middle of nowhere because their car wouldn't run. Sally stomped her feet and shouted "Girl Power!", but for some reason it still wouldn't run. Tom used his mangineering skills and fixed the problem with duct tape while Sally rolled her eyes.
Mangineering by Dalrock November 7, 2010

Chuck Mangione 

A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.
CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.
Chuck Mangione by Jimbo February 13, 2005
A male feminist. A man who is overly concerned with women's issues to the point of complacency or contempt for those of his own gender.
"Don't ask Joe for advice about your divorce. That guy's just a total mangina."
mangina by KPman October 3, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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