Swamp muppet

Kids typically around the age of 9 to 11 who release the most toxic form of cringe while in a game of roblox

I'm reporting you for killing me

Shut up you swamp muppet!

by Kingtrolo64p December 3, 2019

Double Muppet

A sexual act during which two people fist each other simultaneously.

Did you see Cameron and Brooke at the party?! They were in Aaron’s room doing the double muppet! Man, that looked like it hurt.

by Batmansnutsack November 9, 2020

Crusty Muppet

A sock used by a male for masturbation.

My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.

by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022

Goofy Muppet

A goofy muppet is someone who is both Goofy and a muppet.

Theo is a goofy muppet. Thheo you are a goofy muppet!

by fluxfnnnn June 26, 2022

Cunt Muppet

An Australian term for any cunt who's a muppet.
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid

Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes

Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet

by OrganicGodSlayer February 7, 2023

Mupped

To be acting in a way which is irregular or abnormal.

"My computer is mupped."
"I mupped up on my exam."
"Yo B, thats some mupped up shizzle."

by SB and AV October 26, 2004

Muppet Management

Management that is ineffective, especially when they are attempting to look like they are by doing a lot of running around and using business power words that are often used out of context. Coined due to the similarity to Jim Henson's Muppets. They move their mouths and flail around a bit, but accomplish little to nothing in the end.

Mr. Thompson: I just don't get it, Mr. Arlington really seems to be on top of things, but we still are not making any profit in his devision.

Mr Jones: *Laughs* Really? Well I have been told by some of his people that he is nothing more than Muppet Management.

by Chris Hitchcock January 20, 2008