Doing Laundry

Definition 1: To wash dirty clothes in order to wear them again

Definition 2: Code name for jacking off

Def. 1: Man! all my good shirts are dirty! looks like im gonna spend the day doing laundry.

Def. 2: I don't want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry....again

Doing Laundry by Sublime300 June 19, 2008

sock laundry 

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

sock laundry by anti March 21, 2005

Chinese Laundry Ticket 

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.

Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!

Chinese Laundry Ticket by Buchter December 19, 2005

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer 

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.

Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

Penis Nigga Laundry Basket 

The Best Come Back ever

Him: you suck

ME: Penis Nigga Laundry Basket

Penis Nigga Laundry Basket by Colemb1 November 5, 2019

mow the laundry 

When the massive pile of smelly stanky clothes on your floor begin to sprout new life forms, growing with neglect, getting so high they almost tickle your chin - and it's time to mow the laundry again.

Holla grrrl, you gotta mow the laundry again!

mow the laundry by MagicSparklyStarPenisCupcake July 30, 2016

gay nigga laundry basket 

The best insult for anybody who TYB. Only used on the rarest occasions. and no way they can pull a reverse card on you

Kyle: I just fucked your bitch
You: gay nigga laundry basket
Kyle: Sorry bro

gay nigga laundry basket by bade_boner August 25, 2019