A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.
Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.
Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.
Dick: Alllllll riiiiiiiiiiight, time to put some lube and get down with some groove!
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.
by nomanito December 30, 2016
Get the Lube mug.-Chad's smashed.... lets give him a good ole Lubock Thunda!
- Look at all those dumb ass drunk Aggies, lets give em the Lubbock Thunda!
- Look at all those dumb ass drunk Aggies, lets give em the Lubbock Thunda!
by Shocka1616 June 28, 2009
Get the Lubbock Thunda mug.A really glossy slick gel, sometimes found in flavors which you put on a males penis to make it easier, faster and harder while having regular, oral or butt sex.
Angie likes using lubricant with tonie so its harder and Marena likes strawberry lubricant while being with Cory
by unkown January 18, 2003
Get the lubricant mug.This is the unpleasant term, first used by 'Loaded' a U.K. 'lads' magazine to describe death by fisting. Its roots lie in the case of a young man Stuart Lubbock who was fisted to death at a poolside drugs and sex party hosted by the U.K. television celebrity michael barrymore.
It is at this drugs and sex, poolside party, that michael barrymore and his perverted chums took the naieve stuart lubbock into a private bedroom, and fisted him to death. The medical pathologist recorded 'serious anal and rectal injuries'. Yet michael barrymore was aquitted and 'death by misadventure' was recorded.
It is at this drugs and sex, poolside party, that michael barrymore and his perverted chums took the naieve stuart lubbock into a private bedroom, and fisted him to death. The medical pathologist recorded 'serious anal and rectal injuries'. Yet michael barrymore was aquitted and 'death by misadventure' was recorded.
by clinton sounds April 19, 2005
Get the lubbocked mug."Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
by OliverS May 5, 2005
Get the Natural Lube mug.In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.
Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
by Balphezar October 23, 2006
Get the Assfucked without lube or a kiss mug.The name given to North Carolina by William Byrd II in "History of the Dividing Line." In a famous passage from that work, he described North Carolinians as being extremely lazy (see below).
"Surely there is no place in the World where the Inhabitants live with less Labour than in N Carolina. It approaches nearer to the Description of Lubberland than any other, by the great felicity of the Climate, the easiness of raising Provisions, and the Slothfulness of the People.
Indian Corn is of so great increase, that a little Pains will Subsist a very large Family with Bread, and then they may have meat without any pains at all, by the Help of the Low Grounds, and the great Variety of Mast that grows on the High-land. The Men, for their Parts, just like the Indians, impose all the Work upon the poor Women. They make their Wives rise out of their Beds early in the Morning, at the same time that they lye and Snore, till the Sun has run one third of his course, and disperst all the unwholesome Damps. Then, after Stretching and Yawning for half an Hour, they light their Pipes, and, under the Protection of a cloud of Sinoak, venture out into the open Air; tho’, if it happens to be never so little cold, they quickly return Shivering into the Chimney corner. When the weather is mild, they stand leaning with both their arms upon the corn-field fence, and gravely consider whether they had best go and take a Small Heat at the Hough: but generally find reasons to put it off till another time.
Thus they loiter away their Lives, like Solomon’s Sluggard, with their Arms across, and at the Winding up of the Year Scarcely have Bread to Eat.
To speak the Truth, tis a thorough Aversion to Labor that makes People file off to N Carolina, where Plenty and a Warm Sun confirm them in their Disposition to Laziness for their whole Lives."
-- William Byrd II
Indian Corn is of so great increase, that a little Pains will Subsist a very large Family with Bread, and then they may have meat without any pains at all, by the Help of the Low Grounds, and the great Variety of Mast that grows on the High-land. The Men, for their Parts, just like the Indians, impose all the Work upon the poor Women. They make their Wives rise out of their Beds early in the Morning, at the same time that they lye and Snore, till the Sun has run one third of his course, and disperst all the unwholesome Damps. Then, after Stretching and Yawning for half an Hour, they light their Pipes, and, under the Protection of a cloud of Sinoak, venture out into the open Air; tho’, if it happens to be never so little cold, they quickly return Shivering into the Chimney corner. When the weather is mild, they stand leaning with both their arms upon the corn-field fence, and gravely consider whether they had best go and take a Small Heat at the Hough: but generally find reasons to put it off till another time.
Thus they loiter away their Lives, like Solomon’s Sluggard, with their Arms across, and at the Winding up of the Year Scarcely have Bread to Eat.
To speak the Truth, tis a thorough Aversion to Labor that makes People file off to N Carolina, where Plenty and a Warm Sun confirm them in their Disposition to Laziness for their whole Lives."
-- William Byrd II
by Sinner Bob January 26, 2006
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