The Lonely Blumpkin

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting

I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.

by metalmetalrob February 26, 2010

Lonely Lights

More commonly known as "high-beams" or "brights" headlights on a vehicle, they were originally invented to give drivers better visibility while driving at night. On the contrary, they gain the nickname "lonely lights" due to the fact that when one flips them on at night, 90% of the time, a vehicle will immediately appear coming the opposite direction, (forcing you to turn them right back off,) thus not making you so lonely anymore.

Steve tried over and over in the rain to turn on his lonely lights to see better, but time after time, people just kept appearing on the road and his efforts were in vain.

by traptintheburg June 2, 2011

Lonely Moment

Any moment where a seen-by-all verbal or physical gaff leaves you feeling all alone in a crowd

Example 1: When you think you said something super funny but no one else is laughing.

Example 2: taking a tumble in front of a crowd of people but not being injured enough to fake unconsciousness so you're forced to get up, brush off and mumble "darn those stairs someone really ought to fix them" - and think to yourself "crap, that was a lonely moment."

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

Lonely Jones

An outcast or loner.

My life is that of a Lonely Jones.

by Carey from May 4, 2008

Lonely tomato

When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing

Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever

by Ben burrito April 27, 2014

Lone Liker

Someone who likes their own facebook post, because no one else will.

Either indicative of a strong personality unashamed to forge against the crowd, or of having no friends.

"You liked your own facebook comment. Who does that?"
"I'm a Lone Liker, and I will create an entry for this on urban dictionary to prove that that's actually a thing."

by Avian020391 October 8, 2014

Lonely-Sexual

Where someone has trouble finding a relationship they aren't good enough for people and rejection is all they get.

Not heterosexual, Homosexual, or Bi-Sexual.

Person 1-Hey I'm going to come out... I'm lonely-sexual.
Person 2-I strongly support your decision.

Person 1-I have found where I Belong, it all makes sense now. I Can't change even if I try even if I wanted to. sexuality

by Bubble Star December 19, 2015