Lone Boning

Lone Boning

A term for male masturbation

"Dude let's invite some chicks over tomorrow"
"Awww sundays my lone boning day"

by natewill January 8, 2012

Lonely Sausage

its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.

DAYUM its so cold that i got a lonely sausage

by THABUTTSHARK March 1, 2018

lonely fonzi

When you jerk off, but stick your thumb up. Looking like you are giving yourself the thumbs up the whole time.

Struck out at the bar, so I went home for a lonely fonzi to boost my confidence.

by Bingobill April 1, 2016

Lone mando

An absolute G. Amazing cosplayer

That’s a real lone mando

by Pfunkpoet January 1, 2021

The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012

Lone babies

Another name for the national beer of Texas, Lone Star

"Did you get beer for the river? I won't go float unless we have some lone babies"

by ok_grl June 14, 2016

Lone Liker

Someone who likes their own facebook post, because no one else will.

Either indicative of a strong personality unashamed to forge against the crowd, or of having no friends.

"You liked your own facebook comment. Who does that?"
"I'm a Lone Liker, and I will create an entry for this on urban dictionary to prove that that's actually a thing."

by Avian020391 October 8, 2014