by hussonlax November 14, 2010

A close neighbor to the Land of the Stupids, the Land of the Clueless is where you find people with no common sense or who are completely incompetent. Children often visit this land when being asked to do something by their parents. Co-workers as well.
No one could figure out that the door needs to be closed so the heat doesn't escape? Gee, I guess we are in the Land of the Clueless.
by irishtrish February 20, 2010

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise
Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"
by Thaddious October 19, 2020

The landing gear of a drone or quadcopter. They are often U-shaped, but can often be peg-shaped legs as well.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.
by Telephony May 22, 2019

Babydoll land is an alternate reality in which a person resides in a state of excessive vacation time, lack of responsiblily, exuberant money spending habits and/or no grasp of the real world.
Person 1: I could really use a paid vacation, I worked a total of 13 hours this week I’m exhausted.
Person 2: You literally worked one day this week, dude you live in babydoll land.
Person 2: You literally worked one day this week, dude you live in babydoll land.
by Daddy Fuel September 3, 2018

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.
I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.
by GrayOne August 4, 2007

Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.
Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.
Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.
The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.
by YamaTOGII* August 26, 2021
