Koala Paw Pat

A Koala Paw Pat is a self-congratulatory pat on the back given to himself by narcissistic journalist Matt Gelb, aka The Koala. #koalapawpat

Now that's how you do a Koala Paw Pat. #koalapawpat RT @magelb: Six posts over at The Phillies Zone today. Go read them while I nap.

by Dmurph February 22, 2013

Koalaing

A form of spooning in which both parties are facing toward each other, bodies entwined.

Eric is koalaing Christie right now, dude; he is probably going to make her an omelette soon.

by Valicious April 21, 2017

koalis

A very open minded person and is willing to love and give another chance. Even though he has a very bad temper and snaps quickly without thinking he can be a very genuine and loving man. Koalis is very self centered and doesn't trust alot of people. His circle is very small. Koalis is also a freak. But their aren't many like him so if you find a koalis you are very lucky

Wow you are such a koalis

by Paw patrol8 May 14, 2018

Koala

A sexy beast that made mistakes in the past and is rekindling her friendship with her BFF. She has always loved her bff and never wanted to hurt her. Times have been rough for poor koala and she was in a really dark place till she grew a pair of nuts and now is a single Pringle. Koala now realizes that this is what she needed All along and a bff to help her get through anything. Loves u Banana bushy

Koala is very banana, loves you 🍌🧡

by French Lemur March 28, 2019

Koala Bear Fight

A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.

Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019

Kinali

Kinali would be the most coolest person in your life, also the most boomerang-able person you'd ever meet. Kinali's are like those people who make your life 1000 times better when they're around. Basically your go to happy person.

I'm always happy when she's around, she's my kinali bro...

by Dhruvshah August 4, 2019

Koala'd up

When you're under influence of a drug and you get to places without knowing it was possible.

"I did a fair few shrooms and managed to climb a fat conker tree with no branches untill 3 metres up. Still no idea how that worked. Must have koala'd up there"

by theZeni November 16, 2019