kinder

To have a shit.

Pronounced as in the Kinder Egg, also taking reference to the kinder suprise - you never know what you're going to get!

Phil was so desperate for a kinder he had to stop driving and stradle himself over a ditch

by spitroast October 22, 2006

kinder

a very loving and caring individual. extremely fond of dachshunds.

dayum, look at that hot bitch walking her dachshunds..
oh wait thats kinder.

by da nigger. May 3, 2010

kinderbuden

borrowed from the german for "kind bud" i.e. weed, ganj, marijuana

das iz sum guud kinderbuden!

by granny January 26, 2004

Kinder Surprise

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init

by MewJadz June 10, 2019

kindergarten

the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books

when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Kindersexual

An alternate name for a pedophile. Pedophiles have a bad reputation and are shunned by most of society but sexualities are accepted even the most stupid ones.

Dude: Have you heard that about this kindersexual persuasion?

Also a Dude: WTF, does he like keister Kinder Fingers or something?

Dude: Nah my guy, this is just the way pedos infiltrate the LGBTQIA+ sphere.

by Johnny Banboni July 7, 2021

my little pony kinder egg

A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.

Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead

by sackTN July 30, 2022