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ay mae!!!! vio que grande que era esa casa?!
dude!!!! you saw how big that house was!?

si verdad! que jeta!!!
yeah! right! thats was unbelieveable!!
by tcolcru October 29, 2007
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Jethro's Law

1) When a school or mass shooting happens in America it will always be by a person that identifies with conservative ideology - Minus Exception A.

2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.

Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
Mike said, "Did you hear about that school shooting? I bet it was some libtard Antifa that dun' it."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 15, 2018
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jethro

Someone who has a big truncheon, but spends his time slapping it against video game machines in frustration at his inability to play them. Often seen with what Scottish women call a "Big Cuddly Head".
If you ever visit Loughborough (warning : don't do it) you're more than likely to encounter a Jethro there.
by Vibes December 15, 2003
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jeehaw

"My glasses are jeehaw"
by Laura January 29, 2005
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Jethan

The most superior ship name there is!!!!! It’s for superior couples with the names of Jaden and Ethan!
Jaden+Ethan=Jethan
Pronounced j-ea-than
by Mermer5050504 March 18, 2018
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Jethro

An action or a person. Something or someone that you know is straight, but is so close to being gay that you question it being straight.
Wait.. did you see that guy, he is a total jethro.

Did you just say "total jethro", dude that was jethro.
by Andres Gonzalez February 2, 2008
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Jehad

A Jehad is a beautiful, polite, clean woman who usually enjoys long walks on the beach and sunsets, jehad usually stands for feminine . Ali's are usually leaders and clearly stand out from others.
Boy 1: "Have you met jehad?"

Boy 2: "Yeah, She's cool."

Boy 3: "You kidding? She's amazing!"

Boy 1: "What I thought exactly"
by ladygagalove678305 August 4, 2011
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