1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.
2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.
Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.
3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.
(Also known as "pancocking")
2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.
Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.
3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.
(Also known as "pancocking")
"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."
"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."
"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."
by Sonique Pussi March 25, 2013
A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021
The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.
by dickvandice October 25, 2013
by Sambista November 09, 2008
"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."
by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023
A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
When you are chillin w/ yo bitch and you is about to have sex or get head or wutev and u just run home and jack off instead.
Tijan backed off and jacked off when he was unable to go all the way with Lunice.
Why would he back off and jack off???
Why would he back off and jack off???
by Alan Zhu January 26, 2008