chicken jab

specialty by wuskin

max won on retro , she's getting the chicken jab tonight

by heaAddict April 17, 2024

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019

Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.

Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.

by MathPlus January 7, 2022

Arizona Jab

That thing where a guy gets on all fours like a scorpion, then he chases the girl around trying to sting her with his dick.

“Man, you give your girl the Arizona Jab yet? My girl straight is poisoned from my pokey dick.”

by Beef Dunker August 28, 2021

Flu Jab

When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.

"Shaniqua was fucking Daquan so I'm gonna give her a flu jab, where's that bitch with Syphilis?"

by IsopodCunt October 23, 2018

jab

To do the once popular "dance move"— the dab— while injuring someone else.

Chris: *jabs* Oh shoot! Honey, are you ok?

by Smith dux Wurd June 23, 2017

Did a jab

The human equivalent of using a condom then proceeding to reverse said condom and use it again

Did a jables the other night on the missus

by Buttwig May 28, 2020