Clam curtains

When a girl has alot of saggy excess skin on the outside of her vagina
Dude that girl i met last night had mad clam curtains
by B76B011 September 19, 2016
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Skin nozzle

When a male has a really long, foreskin like freakishly long. I mean like a fucking elephant or aardvark
So I had a homosexual experience in collage, he had a total Skin nozzle
by B76B011 September 24, 2016
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Slip jab

When youre masturbating and your hand slips off your dick and you punch your self in the balls
After my date last night I slip jabbed my self
by B76B011 September 24, 2016
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