Slip jab

When youre masturbating and your hand slips off your dick and you punch your self in the balls

After my date last night I slip jabbed my self

by B76B011 September 24, 2016

Flu Jab

When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.

"Shaniqua was fucking Daquan so I'm gonna give her a flu jab, where's that bitch with Syphilis?"

by IsopodCunt October 23, 2018

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019

Jab

When you ghost Somebody

Hey girl you still talking to to him

Nah girl I jabbed his ass

by Ono’lukodo January 13, 2019

jab

When you make something bad happen to a fictional not-so-nice character

I hate the jab at Lovejoy in this Titanic fanfic

by frabrizio June 28, 2018

Dab Jab

The act of insulting someone or making a joke about them which ends in the popular dance move the dab

"your mom gay" *dab*
"sick dab jab bro"

by lillukey August 16, 2018

JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.

Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-

by jfreshh February 15, 2019