1. A very small penis which cannot be seen with the naked eye.
2. An invisible penis
3. What one might consider a unic to have.
4. Every man's worst nightmare.
2. An invisible penis
3. What one might consider a unic to have.
4. Every man's worst nightmare.
Elyse is lucky she is no longer dating Max because he has an invisi-penis.
Max:Yo, Joe I had the worst dream ever. Dave: What was it about?
Max: I dreamed I had an invisi-penis!!
Dave:That wasn't a dream.
Max: Nooooo!!!!!
Max:Yo, Joe I had the worst dream ever. Dave: What was it about?
Max: I dreamed I had an invisi-penis!!
Dave:That wasn't a dream.
Max: Nooooo!!!!!
by Dave Phillips July 6, 2005
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1. A superpower thought up by many males in an attempt to achieve their utmost sexual fantasies.
2. The act of becoming unseen to the naked eye through the use of items, spells, or by paranormal reasons.
3. Not being visible.
2. The act of becoming unseen to the naked eye through the use of items, spells, or by paranormal reasons.
3. Not being visible.
1. Dazil: "Boy, I wish I had the power of invisibility so that I can sneak into the women's fitting rooms to peek on them!"
2. The ability of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak. When no one is under it, it's visible. When it is covering someone's body, it grants invisibility for no apparent explanation except for the fact it's magic.
3. "You are a ghost Fisher, be nothing more than a Splinter Cell."
2. The ability of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak. When no one is under it, it's visible. When it is covering someone's body, it grants invisibility for no apparent explanation except for the fact it's magic.
3. "You are a ghost Fisher, be nothing more than a Splinter Cell."
by Ralph G. May 28, 2008
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The affliction suffered by all pedestrians in the Boston, Massachusetts area. Symptoms include being completely invisible to car, truck, and taxi drivers whilst being visible to everyone else.
The zone of a Boston drivers vision between the left and right most periphery when applied to living objects through the windscreen.
The affliction suffered by all pedestrians in the Boston, Massachusetts area. Symptoms include being completely invisible to car, truck, and taxi drivers whilst being visible to everyone else.
The zone of a Boston drivers vision between the left and right most periphery when applied to living objects through the windscreen.
Driver to Policeman: "How was I supposed to see him ? the guy was in my Invisiped zone!"
Driver on Mobile Phone driving one hand on wheel at 40 mph in the 25 zone towards the "State Law: Yield to Pedestrians" sign: "blah...blah....hey Buddy, Did you see that Sox game ? Ortiz really hit the bawl outah the pahk this..."
Pedestrian <Bam!>
Driver : "Hey, did you hear that ? One of those invisipeds ! Anyway, you wanna hit up the Purple Shamrock tonight" <accelerates>
or
The taxi narrowly avoided crushing the most of feet of the invisipeds waiting on the corner as Omar uttered "نعم أنا الأم تعلم قيادة السيارة بشكل جيد" to his distant mother. "Calling card only 2c a minute for 8 hour call Algeria" he said to his white knuckled passenger watching the agonized faces of the flat toed bystanders as she wiped the beads of sweat from her brow.
Driver on Mobile Phone driving one hand on wheel at 40 mph in the 25 zone towards the "State Law: Yield to Pedestrians" sign: "blah...blah....hey Buddy, Did you see that Sox game ? Ortiz really hit the bawl outah the pahk this..."
Pedestrian <Bam!>
Driver : "Hey, did you hear that ? One of those invisipeds ! Anyway, you wanna hit up the Purple Shamrock tonight" <accelerates>
or
The taxi narrowly avoided crushing the most of feet of the invisipeds waiting on the corner as Omar uttered "نعم أنا الأم تعلم قيادة السيارة بشكل جيد" to his distant mother. "Calling card only 2c a minute for 8 hour call Algeria" he said to his white knuckled passenger watching the agonized faces of the flat toed bystanders as she wiped the beads of sweat from her brow.
by Dr Reason January 17, 2011
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Get the investiga-awesome mug.When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.
When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
by goldman or bust May 8, 2010
Get the Masturbating with the Invisible Hand mug.lacking standards or criteria by which to make a decision or choice, haphazard, lacking in selectivity or care
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