on this day a imbecile said the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever heard and i told him he’s getting his own holiday so yeah now he is getting one
““jonesy you go right, renagade you go left, *camera cuts to peely* skull trooper says “uh peely you just be peely” then they all chant “1-2-3 fortnite!””- The Fortnite Incident
by thefortniteincident December 2, 2023
Get the The Fortnite Incident mug.The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".
Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.
by turbovolvo August 12, 2021
Get the The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019 mug.The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
Miami Airport Incident-
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020
Get the Miami airport incident mug.On February 26th 2025, The instagram algorithm was showing people a large amount of gore videos and other evil content out of nowhere. Some blame hackers, but some believe that it was a protest by the moderation team.
This dogone The Instagram February 26th incident sure does make me a little mad. They keep showing me these dadgum gore videos and pornography.
by Absolute_Zero902 March 5, 2025
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by #freewalt September 8, 2025
Get the Talik Incident mug.This tragic event happened with my friend when he witnessed his teacher having zoo sex by shoving both rats in her vagina and asshole. Retardman was shocked! So he called out his teacher on Roblox.com but it’s always censored due to the website being infamous for its shitty guidelines so he went on Twitter instead and leaked a video of his teacher pissing on her rats and she later got arrested for zoophilia and Retardman flew to ascension once again.
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Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
by Fishnuggets66 September 20, 2023
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