Important

Something or someone who affects the course of events or the nature of things. Someone or something significant, vaulable, and meaningful.

Computerized voice: "Your call is important to us, please stand by, an operator will be with you in a moment...(switches to annoying music)".

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

impostor

Someone who pretends to be someone else, usually in a serious setting, where the impostor is doing some sort of damage

That surgeon who did Jane's tonsilectomy? Turns out, he was an impostor. He had a real job as an orderly in the hospital, but he was really good at snowing people and hacking computer records. They've got him locked up and his two wives are trying to bail him out.

by OsamaBinLogin January 27, 2009

impossible situp

when the sitter upper is blindfolded and then held down while he trys to do a situp. in the mean time another person puts theyre bare ass in his face and he is let go so is face smashes into the ass.

Dude we gave travis the impossible situp today and he smashed his face into codys ass, GNARRRRRR!!!

by Q ha May 23, 2006

no me importa

what i said to my spanish teacher when she asked why i didn't have my homework.

Nolan, where is your homework?

Eh, no me importa.

by thisisnolanduh November 2, 2008

Arbitrary Imposition

Something determined by chance,whim or impulse and not by nessessity or principle that is burdonsome or an unfair demand.

He asked me to throw the mustard gas into the crowded room but I found it an Arbitrary Imposition.

by Adam McAvoy November 14, 2005

Impossible Sit up

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.

Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do an Impossible Sit Up.

by Matt Walters April 23, 2008

impotent

The inability to arouse the penis, often times caused by severe trauma.

Cody's horrible impotency could only be prudently remedied by glancing at his hot mother.

by Zaid Williams January 8, 2004