hummus taco

An instance during which a female has a terriblely noticeable yeast infection, resulting in a tangy crust in the labia

Was going to bang Mackenzie, until I found out about her hummus taco. Really put an damper on our gradma's funeral.

by Voltistrem October 21, 2017

Hummuscide

After consuming a full container of hummus the 9 year old responded to their parental unit regarding the aforementioned activity as a instance of “hummuscide”

Yeah I ate all the hummus , it was hummuscide in the 1st degree...

by Prof.Bobolopolis September 7, 2019

Humuhumunukunukuapu 'aa

A type of fish from Hawaii.

Guy 1: "I've caught a Humuhumunukunukuapu 'aa!
Guy 2: "What?"

by meatball rascal May 9, 2020

Hummustabating

The act of arousing one's genitilia by using Hummus

Thomas was hummustabating again last night.

by GeorgeBendy June 9, 2020

humungajubs

When your girlfriend has ridiculously large boobs and you are astounded that she manages to stay up right.

Dionne how do you manage to not fall over with those humungajubs?!

by Little legs August 27, 2020

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

This wack ass mo fuckin boi is the Hawaiian state fish. They are apart of the Trigger Fish species. Their original Hawaiian spelling is Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, or you can just call them Humuhumus if ya wanna be lazy about it.

”My trip to Hawaii was dope! I went diving and saw this super cool fish called the Humuhumunukunukuapuaa”
”Come on man, we talked about this. Lay off of the LSD”

by SuperSonnek November 19, 2020

Hummus slide

A popular activity among party goers that involves dipping a live tortoise in hummus and "sliding" (releasing) it into the hosts bedroom (or other space) without their knowledge. The act serves to prank the host by leaving streaks of hummus for them to discover throughout their house.

"...the party went so late that we gave him a hummus slide."

by sizeableAmountOfDiggity November 25, 2020