Hawley'd

Being Hawley'd is super embarrassing and among the worst things that can happen to you. It's when you're caught and fully outed in public for pretending to be tough or strong but in the end you're a wimpy little skeerdy cat just-a runnin'-and-hidin'....and The Whole World Knows. Being Hawley'd is extremely painful. One never lives it down. Ever.

Yeah, he was kind of a loser, but things were still OK with Jimmy until he got Hawley'd. Everyone learned who he really was....and man he never escaped it after that. I don't think he'll have sex ever again.

by HungryJohnny July 22, 2022

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To flee in abject terror as a result of fucking around then finding out

Senator Josh Hawley was really Hawleying out of the Capitol on January 6.

by TheCelt July 22, 2022

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hawleytrot

hawleytrot haw-lee-trot • noun
A medium-pace retreat so as not to betray panic

hawleytrot haw-lee-trot • verb
To run for one's life, but in a nonchalant way

As defined by @KristerJohnson on Twitter

"The Senator fled the Capitol at a hawleytrot"

"He hawleytrotted to safety once the mob began to turn on him"

by xlittlellama July 22, 2022

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A medium-paced retreat so as not to betray panic. To run for one's life, but in a calculated nonchalant way.

Origin: @KristerJohnson citing the security video of Senator Josh Hawley jogging out of the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.

The Senator from Missouri fled the Capitol at a hawleytrot so as to avoid the violent mob he helped incite.

by Derpitude July 22, 2022

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