No Hetero

To dispel any sexual or intimate connotations in a previous statement. Much like "no homo", but used in context with the opposite sex.

Can be used when a male is speaking to a female, or vise versa, and does not wish to infringe on existing relationships, or if the listener is too ugly to express intimate intentions, etc.

Josh: You have some huge tits (no hetero)
Kelly: Oh gr8, thanks!

Trace: I love you (no hetero)
Rachel: hahahahahha
i like that
its definitely an improvement on the no homo

by Trace32 February 20, 2011

hegther

to be egocentric and be paranoid that everyone around you is fake and nobody understands.

Trisha always thinks she's so much better than us; she's such a hegther!

by Katrina Hughes July 27, 2007

Heterocontextual

A person, ususally a guy, who identifies himself as "straight," who, IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT (usually quick & easy access to a willing partner), will eagerly engage in sexual activity with a person of the same sex.

For a guy who calls himself "straight,"Victor gives damn good head. He's a hetero all right; a horney heterocontextual; he'll do whomever's there in order to get his nutt.

by JimTimH. December 10, 2010

heter jag elnour

When you are a tourist from Sudan and you're visiting Sweden for 3 days and you're not sure about your name.

Person 1: "And what is your name?"
Person 2: "Heter jag elnour?"

by BenimDatBoi March 21, 2018

Heteroflexual

The definition pertains to an individual that flexes on hoes and/or thots. These individuals flex on these so called hoes with their wealth, their drip or their enormous clout.

Mark: Why you always leaving bad bitches on read?
John(A heteroflexual) : I got too much ice on my fingers to text back.
Mark: Man that's heteroflexual as fuck!

by Paraswank February 22, 2019

hetero-heather

A homophobic straight woman. Similar to a Karen. Most likely walks up to gay couples in public and tells them they’re corrupting the children. Would not last a day in NYC

I was at work and I had to deal with a Hetero-heather

by Latinadaria666 September 16, 2019

Heather

A girl that brings sunshine into everyone’s life she encounters. You will never have a bad day when you have a heather in your life.

Heather makes me so happy... she makes me feel like it’s a nice sunny afternoon.

by Meme God24 May 13, 2020