Harse

A hypothetical half-hare half-horse.

What do you get when you cross a hare and an arse? A harse of course.

by Twitch Bunny May 9, 2008

Hausey

frustrated, agitation, upset, do not like the situation at hand.

I was hausey when you hit me.

by ozziekto1 February 2, 2009

hasemtop

To teleport somewhere

Chris: Hasemtop!
Dennis: Where the fuck did he go?

by Xtrminatr April 19, 2007

haselbeck

To engage in sexual intercourse on top of a double deck bus that is drowning in a lake. Sometimes includes sperm whales and extremely sexy people.

"Dude, i need to haselbeck her!"
"OMG i haselbecked your mom!"

by damnthatbooty August 17, 2011

kasper hauser

Legendary german boy who arrived in nuremburg unable to speak or explain who he was. Two excellent films have been made of his life, and death. One of the great mysteries of the 18th century.

I want to be a rider like my father

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004

Pulled a Chris Hansen

When, after learning the person you are chatting with is a predator, you proclaim that you are Chris Hansen, from To Catch A Predator, in an attempt to drive them away.

Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen

<bigD!CK21>: Hey, I'm 21/m/new york. How old are you?
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?

~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~

Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.

by RedRaine November 16, 2009

hausemasterbate

When you use the popbob sex dupe on an anarchy minecraft admin

Imma hausemasterbate Phantom before constantiam goes down

by InvaderInvader February 19, 2021