Hamboning

verb. The act of having sexual intercourse with a hambeast (or a woman who is fat)

Scott can't get a girlfriend and hasn't had sex in over three months. Because of this, he is stooping so low as hamboning some desperate land whale he meets at the club.

by Omae May 20, 2014

hamboiga

The *real* hamboiga is a regular hamburger (beef patty with condiments between two buns), except that it also has a fried egg on it.

Go to the Billy Goat in Chicago and order a hamboiga; it will cure that hangover!

by necrosis March 5, 2008

Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith

a totally awsome band, with the coolest kids alive in it, they straight up PWN all other bands. with two guitars, two singers, drummer, and a bassist they sound like nothing else.
they mainly do covers of songs, but one day may wright there own. names of memebers: griffin, john, mike, tony, tommy, and (eventually) joe.

dude i went to a Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith concert and it ruled, i think griffin was on crack, hes a crazy kid (specially with diet Dr. Pepper).

by AuxiliaryPie September 13, 2008

Hambone

When a person ingests a said quantity of opiates or uppers and is sent into a mania of sudden movements such as beating on their thighs or cleaning vigorously by effect of the drug. Or the act of doing opiates and uppers together otherwise known as speedballing.

Rumpus was doing the hambone after that bump and started cleaning the kitchen.

by Megaseth May 7, 2010

Hamboning

The act of performing sexual intercourse whilst eating ham.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.

by Phyllis E. Rection December 20, 2010

hamhocks

Large female breasts.

Jeez, check out those hamhocks.

by eniact May 16, 2003

Hambonersteen

Of or relating to an instance or situation in which one is screwed over or fucked up. The word is applicable to many situations including instances of late night escapades involving women or alcohol.

After Jim and John shotgunned twenty beers and chugged a fifth, they were hambonersteen and could not find their way back to the hotel.

Those guys were really good at beer pong, we got hambonersteened and lost by eight cups.

by Gek Nation April 11, 2011