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Corpse Husband

Daddy. Corpse Husband means daddy.
-Hey! Who is Corpse Husband? I saw his Yt!
-Daddy.Corpse is daddy.
by my full name October 15, 2020
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husband's ear

inattentiveness to what his wife is saying.
He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.
by Una Malachica February 13, 2008
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Helicopter husband

A husband that does not allow a wife to go anywhere freely except back and forth to work. One that does not show her attention accept when it’s in the bedroom
If Matt wasn’t a helicopter husband I would be able to go to the grocery store by myself
by Insurance Daddy January 19, 2018
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husband material

me: *realizes that he's so husband material but he's never going to be mine* ..... *cries in korean*
by makavelimamie March 29, 2017
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Anchor Husband

When a foreigner or an illegal immigrant (non-US citizen) comes to the USA to find and marry a man for the purpose of obtaining US citizenship. The foreigner is allowed to stay in the US and enjoy all benefits available to US citizens. Therefore making the newlywed husband her anchor.
Melania, from Slovenia nabbed herself an American named Donald. Thanks to Donald her anchor husband, now she can enjoy all US benefits.
by BlaqIrish October 17, 2015
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Brother-Husbands

When more than one man is married to one woman at the same time, the men are brother husbands; the men are usually bisexual and the woman is straight. There are also Sister-Wives; in this case, the women are bisexual and the man is straigt. You can have as many brother-husbans or sister-wives as you want.
Tom and Bryan are both married to Katie! Tom and Bryan are Brother-Husbands!
by stibz December 8, 2011
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husband beater

A woman that, instead recieves beatings from her husband during arguements, beats the husband in anger. This is most often seen in drunks or woman that are dominant in the relationship.
*Middle of the night*
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ow! Stop!"

Neighbour: "WTF is that noise?"
Neighbour: "Ohh I think Louise is beating Ernie up again. Damn drunkards!"

~_~
by Rell August 27, 2005
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