happiness

happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

I am happy and everyone can see it but only I can feel the warmth :)

by ~~~ July 30, 2005

Happenstache

When one or more people share the same type and colour of moustache.

Wow, What a random happenstache, your moustache looks like mine!

by LibiMuffin June 5, 2010

Actually happened

A storytime channel that claims to animate your story but actually just makes up their own ridiculous tales. They post daily which is even more ridiculous as it takes at least a week to animate a story. Their actual stories are just stupid because the things that they talk about won't actually happen to someone. Btw this channel was made by the Soul Company which also made Brightside and 5 minute crafts. (just search them up)

Tom: I sent a story to Actually Happened and they still didn't animate it!!
Marisa: Don't you know that Actually Happened's stories are fake???
Tom: What?! I didn't know that!!!!

by CHEESEBURGERBIGMAC November 13, 2019

happy negro

A typical 4chan meme. His actual name is Santino Lee from the porn site bangbus.com Everybody (mostly the ones active on the internet) knows him for his red bandana and happy smile.

Earl:*smiles happily*
Jones:Damnit Earl, you look like the damn happy negro

by Anon Omus April 18, 2008

It happens

It's a more socially acceptable version of "shit happens".
It can be used to:
1)express condolences for someone's situation without offering any apologetic words.
2)respond to a future problems that shows a sense of sadness/aggression towards it, but in a way without trying to complain
3)to shrug off a one's own, or someone else's, minor annoyance
4)substitute for an actual response, while still continuing the conversation

1)"My girlfriend just broke up with me"
It happens.
2)"I'm not looking forward to this physics test tomorrow"
It happens.
3)"I think the cafeteria is out of milk. (Ehh, it happens)"
It happens.
4)"Sounds like you've had a long day"
Yeah, it happens.

by Nosyria March 23, 2013

happy-go-lucky

Easy going, carefree, nonchalant.

He is such a happy-go-lucky child.

by Larstait November 6, 2003

three fries short of a happy meal

Crazy, Insane, Bonkers.

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

by Fishyghost January 18, 2008