Ukrainian Goodbye

Similar to an Irish Goodbye, in that one leaves a party or bar without saying goodbye but with one difference: the person leaving steals something on their way out.

"Chilly pulled an Irish Goodbye at my house last night"
"Are you missing anything?"
"Yeah! An Xbox controller"
"That's no Irish goodbye, that's a Ukrainian Goodbye."

by dudebun January 21, 2010

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Irish Goodbye

When you leave any social enviroment without telling anyone.

Where is that rat bastard Dave? That son of a bitch probably pulled the old Irish Goodbye.

by Rad Stevens March 27, 2015

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Blow job until ejaculation and the boner has become limp.

Long refers to the duration of the act.
Kiss refers to her lips on a man's dick.
Goodbye refers to the sperm and a mans boner going away after the act.

Man1: She gave me a long kiss goodbye right before I left for work.
Man2: aww sweet man.

by Give me a BJ biotch February 14, 2014

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Tearful Goodbye

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.

Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...

by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

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Chines goodbye

In the act of sexual intercorse, then you take your penis out... take a few steps back.. then sprint at full force towards the girl. Jumping in the air to insert your penis back into the anal or vaginal cavity. This obscure method if done right will cause a powerful orgasm for both partners

Oh oh oh oh!!!! * begins chines goodbye*
Them:"Wtf are you doing?"
You:"GOOOOOODBYYYYYYEEE!!!!!!"
*proceeds with the ending of the goodbye"
Both: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only do this after you have been highly trained

by TheDarkOreo October 27, 2017

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