Glaizza

Glaizza is the goddess of charm and wit.

You should be thankful that Glaizza showered you with her grace.

by Winterselle June 7, 2021

Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days

That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100

by Captaincool149 December 3, 2021

Glazed Hot Fudge Brownie

When you take a shit and cum all over on top of it and then bake it. Once it is done you serve it as a pastry to others or yourself.

Bob: Man I'm really hungry right now
Tom: Hey I just took a shit in this bag, wanna make a glazed hot fudge brownie?
Bob: I would love to! Let me just cum on it and then we can bake it in the oven
Tom: Yumm delish!

by Jared Hilton July 17, 2022

Glaive Diva

Popularized by the video game World of Warcraft The Burning Crusade Classic, a Glaive Diva is any person who receives a piece of substantially good loot (such as a Warglaive from the raid Black Temple), and gains a sense of entitlement to more loot or self importance than they otherwise deserve.

Jason: Did you hear that Honsol got a Warglaive?
Fernando: Yeah, he then told the guild how they were no longer worthy of him and quit the guild.
Jason: What a Glaive Diva!
Fernando: I know. Good riddance.

by FlyingTire123 August 2, 2022

Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

glazed jason mask

When a man splooges all over a woman's face, to where it looks like she's wearing a Jason Vorhees mask.

Your mom is such a whore she wears a glazed jason mask all day everyday.

by barndogusn April 22, 2023

Glaidez

Glaidez is typically (usually a male) a Mexican and wears glasses. He usually works for a construction company and Has a crippling coc*aine addiction ❄️

Yo what’s up glaidez ! You still off that snow huh?

by Romy.VQ15 September 18, 2023