Girth Brooks

A country boy chode. When his dingaling is stupid thick and he plays acoustic.

Nate's made so many girls bleed, his new name should be Girth Brooks!

by turdunit October 26, 2016

Girth Warrior

The name of the man who wins at life using his extremely vascular and thick cock. Cock could be used a blunt object and a throat fucking could easily become attempted murder. See Omari.

"I am the Girth Warrior " Omari said while brandishing his thick long cock at the city of Los Angeles. This was his favorite rooftop for the sunrise brandishing.

by Throatbaby November 19, 2020

Big fat girthy brain

Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?

Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

Girth Control

A woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.

It looks like Kirstie Alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia; she must be on girth control.

by octopus-5 January 25, 2010

Girth Girl

fuck boy female equivalent

Big Titty Bertha stroked her chin, bit her lip, and whispered
“Fuuuuck”
Felipe jogged over to the hottie and shouted, “damn, you’re one girth girl.”

by xashpash February 20, 2021

Girth Purse

A girth purse is a vagina with abnormally large lips or clitoris making it difficult for penetration because of the swollen mass of flesh engulfing male genatalia...and is also where YOUR money is going into.

Stacy almost ripped my penis right off with her girth purse!

by m1dnite October 2, 2009

The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004