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furtnaur

pronounced /fur-tt-nah-r/

a person who is obsessed with getting spray tans
"Guess what guys? I've gotten another spray tan!"
"Omg, you furtnaur"
by Tony Balogny May 29, 2024
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Furtard

A whimsical domesticated animal, typically a pet, often lovingly referred to as a "fur baby" by the humans who have entered into a preternatural contract of servitude with said dunce animal. Generally stinks and sheds hair, makes awful sounds, treated as a baby by old people and childless couples. Has descended far from the grace and strength of its ancestors.
Ahhh look, that couple is letting that furtard lick ice cream out of their mouths with a tongue that was just used to taste another furtard's feces.
by nukelukem January 6, 2025
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Furtive Pygmy

Wait.. wait whos? The furtive.. pygmy? Ahh so easily forgotten
Hollow : Wait who's the Furtive Pygmy
Hollow 2 : Ahh, it's so easily forgotten
by John Dark Soul May 11, 2025
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Furtection

1. Pet insurance designed to provide Peace of Mind for Every Tail Wag & Purr. Accident only to comprehensive protection for pets, ensuring their health and safety.

2. A range of pet lifestyle products and services aimed at promoting the health, well-being, and happiness of pets, such as premium pet food, grooming services, wellness plans, or accessories tailored to enhance a pet's quality of life.
1. "I got furtection for my dog so I don’t have to worry about vet bills when he chases his tail into trouble."

2. "Furtection helped me find the right products and services for my fur baby. Now I turn to Furtection for all of my pet needs!"
by Luna & Dite August 21, 2025
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nerd furter

noun - Someone who is a complete expert on everything referring to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, especially involving the character Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
That girl is such a nerd furter she owns a corset worn in the original stage production.
by 1337khaleesi July 1, 2016
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till further notice

A comprehensive state of suspension, with the world in the grip of coronavirus.
He accepted that he would go nowhere and see nobody till further notice. There was only uncertainty, and nothing to do but wait.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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Get Further

A term used to describe the situation in which a person or group of people run away or escape an unwanted altercation
Shaa: “aye lets go push these guys on the hill
Kai: “nah we gotta get further”
by Furthest January 25, 2021
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