Butt funneling

NOT INAPROPRIATE I PROMISE:

To rotate in circles while tobacco is poured in your butt.

At the party, I saw Bryan butt funneling with my grandmother! Woah she can spin fast!

by aboshmabo June 1, 2018

Fingering

Verb: to use the touch screen of your iPhone, iPad or Ipod Touch.

Gerard was busy fingering his iPhone in response to an SMS he received from his girlfriend Amy.

by FunnyBruce March 4, 2010

Anal Finglering

A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.

The Otero County Sherriff's Department has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!

by The Goddess Bunny October 8, 2008

fingering

When a guy puts his finger(s) inside a girl's vagina and slides it up and down, thinking the girl enjoys it, when in reality it often hurts, and you should just let the girl hump you. It will save you the effort and make her cum a lot faster.

Man: "oh baby you are so hot...*insert fingers*
female: "Ouch, fingering hurts me. I'll show you what I really like" *Climbs on top and grinds vagina into dick*

by Jackie butthead April 12, 2008

fingering tits

putting your finger in between a girls tits and slowing moving it up and down. Usually is a sexual arrousment for women.

Omg Matt was fingering tits of mine yesterday. It felt amazing.

by licker123 April 17, 2011

Fingeringmybum

The act of one fingering there ass or "bum" as we brits call it.

Blue_Roost64: I love fingeringmybum you guys!
Jaq: Ew you nasty faggot
Blue_Roost64: It smells and tastes so good when I eat it
Fusion: uMad
Blue_Roost64: No im glad I finger my bum till I cum, as my mom video tapes :)

by Dat_Fuze September 14, 2010

Fingering the bass

To "finger the bass" means to finger a vagina with skill. Bass guitarists are known to have skilled fingers, and fast hands, and often "finger" the notes to produce the sounds on their instrument. This is also a pun on the word "bass" and "bass", "bass" being short for a bass guitar, and "bass" being a type of fish. Vaginas are often referred to as being "fishy". Haha, great pun, I know!

"So, since you're a skilled bass guitarist, does that mean you'll be good at 'fingering the bass', as it were?"

by J Saville September 29, 2013